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  Paris Hilton Behind Bars?
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When Scott and I started posting to LA Voice, I vowed that I would never bore you with a post that included the words "Paris Hilton."

Today I shamefully admit I can no longer keep that promise:

It is being reported today that prosecutors are recommending 45 days in jail for the queen of self-exploitation.
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Prosecutors also want her to avoid alcohol for 90 days and wear a monitoring device to ensure that she does.

IF this plays out as the prosecutors want it to, there will clearly be a new tell-all book (ghostwritten, of course)-- and maybe even another reality TV show-- coming.

After reading about the guy in Orange County who is paying for a plush (by prison standards) private jail cell in which to pass his brief incarceration, I'm pretty sure Paris could get through the 45 days-- it's the 90 days of no drinking that might be a bigger problem.

[Note: Bonus points for whoever can come up with the most juvenile crack about Paris Hilton and the "penal system".]

[Ok, I admit it... that was just stupid...]


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Posted by: Ryan_Knoll on Thursday, May 03, 2007 - 06:00 PM  
 
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