It's a gallery site where you can view and post photos of the worst parking offenses, and a resource for anyone who has ever needed to vent over the static idiocy of a selfishly-parked car ...
The site offers handy-dandy printable notices listing the most common infractions ("two spots, one car", "ummm ... a little too close", "that's a compact?" etc.). It also adds this caveat - which you're free to ignore:
**NOTE: youparklikeanasshole.com does not support
making the notices provided into stickers in the intent
to adhere said notices onto offending assholes.**
It even offers helpful advice to asshole parkers who have been put on notice:
Got a notice?
So you park like an asshole? Or at least someone thinks you do. Not to worry, we all do it every once in a while. But this time you pissed someone off enough for them to print out the notice and slip it under your windshield wiper. Now that you are here you need to learn what you did wrong and fix it. See what type of asshole parker you are by selecting an infraction from the list. Read the state laws, the common misconceptions, and take note of the “common courtesy” tips coupled with that infraction.
And above all, please stop parking like an asshole.
You know who you are.
Or maybe - we all shudder to think - you couldn't get a clue if you smeared yourself with clue hormones, walked into a pasture full of horny clues and did the clue mating dance.
Posted by: Mack_Reed on Friday, January 12, 2007 - 03:50 PM
